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2010年9月7日 星期二

人死後的真正秘密

這個世界上存在著太多的假象,一不留神,我們就會落入一個精心構造的陷阱。  孟婆的傳說就是一個陷阱。據說,陰間的鬼魂在投生之前都要在孟婆那裡喝一碗湯,這碗湯能令他忘卻前生,轉世投胎。這個神話千百年來被無數人深信不疑,多少個在陽間飽受苦難的靈魂,毫不猶豫地將那碗湯一飲而盡,為的是迎來一個嶄新的人生。可是誰又能知道,下一步迎接他們的卻是一個驚天大陰謀呢?  


要了解這一陰謀,首先要從食物問題著手。在陰間要不要吃東西呢?答案是肯定的,逢年過節人們為親人鬼魂准備的祭禮食品就是証明。不過人們在獻上祭品時大概都沒有想過:地獄裡的工作人員他們吃什麼呢?當然,十殿閻羅可以在廟裡受到祭祀,不用擔心餓肚子,可那些受不到祭祀的鬼卒們有什麼可吃呢?文獻中沒有上級機關也就是天庭給地獄的財政撥款記錄,地獄也非工非農,大概可歸入第叁產業或公益事業范疇,缺少經濟來源,地獄鬼卒成千上萬,吃飯的問題如何解決?  


一位陰間神靈的行為給了我們一條線索,他就是在無數畫家筆下兼職模特的猛男鐘馗。一提起他,有的人也許會恍然大悟:他是吃鬼的呀!對,鐘馗是吃鬼的。陰間的工作人員經常到陽間出差的,也就是他和黑白無常等少數幾個。黑白無常工作內容簡單,鐵鏈一抖鎖住鬼魂回去就可復命,還趕得上吃工作餐。鐘馗就不一樣了,他的職責是追捕逃出地獄的鬼魂。常年在外,吃飯就要自己解決,這也就讓我們發現了地獄裡的秘密:原來,他們是把鬼魂作為食物的。  


這時我們再來審視有關孟婆的傳說,一個大陰謀的輪廓就逐漸浮現了出來。據傳成書於宋代的《玉歷寶鈔》裡記載,孟婆的上班地點是地獄裡的最後一站,喝完湯鬼魂們就直接投胎,而到了明清,孟婆的工作單位卻換成了鬼魂們剛進地獄時的接待站,為什麼呢?這是問題之一。孟婆湯有甘、苦、辛、酸、咸各種不同的味道,為什麼要搞出這麼多的口味呢?這是問題之二。地獄裡有很多刑罰,如油炸、湯煮、熱煎、清蒸、咸鹵、搗漿等,為什麼這些刑罰那麼像食品加工程序呢?這是問題之叁。將這叁個問題一串,再加上地獄裡的機構設置,我們不難發現,整個地獄同時就是一個食品加工的流水線:  


第一站孟婆,給鬼魂們灌下各種風味的湯,如果有膽敢不喝的,就用鉤刀絆住雙腳,銅管刺喉強灌,鬼魂們人事不省之時,就是灌湯包初步作成之日,經奈何橋送入下一站。


第二站,十殿閻羅之一秦廣王,秦廣王處的主要建筑是孽鏡台,號稱照人善惡,其實乃檢查食品的透視機。檢驗完畢後,包子胚們送入第叁站,十殿閻羅之二楚江王。楚江王處有若干小地獄,如五叉、銅斧、多銅斧、斫截、劍葉等,這些明顯是用在食品切割方面的,切割完成後,包子胚們送入冷庫——寒冰地獄保鮮,寒冰地獄前面又有狐狼地獄,作用相當於看守冷庫大門的看門狗。等到再從寒冰地獄運出來,包子胚們就要上籠了。牛頭馬面最常用的是什麼兵器?兩股叉。它們就用這種餐叉,叉著自己喜歡口味的包子,去其余各殿煎炒烹炸,准備盤中美餐。所以,從古到今流傳的地獄懲罰惡行的傳說,事實上卻是鬼卒們饕餮的盛宴!  


很多悲慘的故事都被加上了一個陽光的結尾,為的是讓人們保留一點希望,卻不管有多少人被這個結尾欺騙。然而現在是二十一世紀,我們企盼著人文奧運,我們學過了叁個代表。為了保護大多數人們的利益,不讓他們成為地獄裡的小吃,我們要掀起這層虛偽的面紗,如果你要下地獄,希望你能聽見我們的呼喊:  

飛奔吧!灌湯包,跑出地獄,不要讓鐘馗抓到你。原來在人間遇到的鬼都是從地獄跑出來的自由戰士.鐘馗人們還以為他是正義的,結果他不過是地獄來的靈魂終結者,你遇到的鬼可能會嚇到你,其實它隻是想向你求助或者警告,但可惜陰陽兩隔它喝拉孟婆湯已經喪失說話能力,在你面前張牙舞爪隻不過是想向你訴說它的悲慘遭遇,而人們不明就裡隻余恐懼.也不想想他以前也是人為什麼要嚇你,隻是想警告人們不要重倒他的覆轍!所以看到鬼能收留的收留,相貌欠佳的燒點香送送,不用大驚小怪.看到鐘馗潑點童子尿或黑狗血什麼的.  


另外從一個人看貼後的反映就知道這個人死後會受到什麼待遇,比如很多人看貼不回,因為看貼不回有各種原因,所以死後味道不同,死後一般會清蒸,這樣才能保持不回貼的人的原汁原味.然後就是很多人一個頂字了事,這種人就很懶,一身膘肉也不好吃,所以隻開膛破肚取內臟,搞個水煮湯什麼的,肉不好吃內臟還是一樣的.另外還有就是滿嘴臟話的,這種人嘴臭肉也臭,不吃麼?不會,這種人一般是油炸,中國幾千年的油炸臭豆腐就是這麼來得,陽間自然不能油炸人,陰間可以啊,比油炸臭豆腐好吃多拉.還有就是有種人不相信權威,總是唱反調,不同意我以上的資料的,死後一般就是拿鐵棍穿起來燒烤,因為烤全人的時候人不會失去意識,隻會感覺到疼痛,疼痛使人思想運算飛快(人急生智嘛),便於好好反省自己的錯誤思想.好好回貼的人一般就聰敏,有思想有道德有品質,到拉陰間小鬼拿不住你把柄,想吃你又想不出什麼辦法來,剩的費事,把你隨便找個角落一丟完事,說不定你還是可以來陽間再混混的.  今天鬼節給先人們燒點紙和衣服,讓先人們好賄賂賄賂小鬼,不燒?這種人連心都沒,鬼都不吃你把你仍給魔獸,魔獸可不管你有心沒心先玩玩你,玩的半死不活在祭祭牙(咔嚓)........

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哇咧!不回吃掉;回太少也吃!=o=Oh!My god!大大說我記重郎會安ㄋㄟ?

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哇哩勒~~~
我們有那麼好吃嗎XDD (被踹

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= =...雖然以前現在看到這個看了佛法故事..BUT..還是覺得比以前看得那些故事還真實

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我回拉~不要吃我阿
地獄真的好恐怖阿...

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恐怖!

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哇哇 一篇文章 就改變了 對地獄的看法
快回 快回 >"< !!!

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我也回了
所以不要吃我= =

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那那些新出生的從那裡來??
米田共??
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看了你的文章發現……
地獄真的很像是食品加工廠。
原來我們都是食物!

可是新生兒是怎麼出來的?
這點我就不懂了!

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面白い どうも

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omg, is that true?

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和一般的看法完全不同...
所以意思是在人間養肥了死後好殺來吃?==
回啦~><

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我回嚕!!! 別煮我ㄟ 不過我還是要大聲滴說.....你讓我覺得活得莫名其妙 xd >"<

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看完囉:)
我很相信XD

我&小乖&糖糖=]
都很相信,代替他們留囉^^

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看完囉:)
我很相信XD

我&小乖&糖糖=]
都很相信,代替他們留囉^^

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我回我回= ="
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原來是這樣哪="=
我有回帖喔~~~

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回了~*

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OMG 太可怕了><

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那如果不是下地獄是上天堂的話就不會被煮來吃了嗎0.0

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回了回了 別吃我阿!~!~!~!~


ㄒ^ㄒ

PS.吃東西聲音:咖擦咖擦

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我有回ㄌㄛ

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有地獄.有天堂.才能讓人世間ㄉ人知到.好與壞之分.為什麼要有天使何惡魔

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你讓我認真起來=.=
我回了
不過都幾合理

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嗚..QAQ 不知道要在哪裡回阿,對不起QAQ
只不過...真的粉像食品加工ㄝ 好特別喔XD

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人世苦短...

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聽說人肉是甜的,靈魂的味道不知如何??
可能加點辣椒更夠味吧!>_<"

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蠻不一樣的論點,感謝版大的分享,讓小弟有了一番見識。(不要吃我啊@@)

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回帖啊!@@太可怕了!我能選擇當小差嗎?

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有沒有義工職業....我不想被吃掉.....

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趕緊回復

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無聊!!!!

天清之心、地明之靈、山嶽之聖、水瀾之現、風行之過

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=3=

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哈哈~~這個想法顛覆了以往對地獄的認知呢!!很有意思....

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好恐怖~~

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可別吃我呀

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恐怖~
地獄ㄉ食品加工廠..
我回了
別把我抓去阿~

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回了
請把我丟在一邊就好= =
放我一個人生活吧

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